What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Steven and Kodi are climbing really tall trees, when Kodi starts shaking the top of it violently, both of them now holding on tight.
Me: “Don’t kill him, Kodi.”
Kodi: *in a mocking tone* “Whhhy? Do you loooove him?”
Bitch, don’t test my devotion of my friends.
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.