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Apr

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

vegemiteash:

mukenope:

x

he’s flailing his arms around he’s adorable 

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

bendydicks:

I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies

(Source: gameofgifs)

Steven and Kodi are climbing really tall trees, when Kodi starts shaking the top of it violently, both of them now holding on tight.

Me: “Don’t kill him, Kodi.”
Kodi: *in a mocking tone* “Whhhy? Do you loooove him?”
Me: “Yes.”

Bitch, don’t test my devotion of my friends. 

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(Source: riseafterfalling)

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.